1. Those cute dressers that fit those tiny baby clothes will be absolutely ridiculous in two years down the road when you can only fit two shirts in them.
2. All the time spent buying cute "matchy" outfits (tops and bottoms) will only be worn when *you* dress them, not by the hubby. Even if they are put away together on the same hanger.
3. Don't ever use the word "outfit" to describe your husband's work clothes as he's leaving.
4. You will never go to the bathroom alone again.
5. You will always refer to going to the bathroom as going to the potty.
6. You will eventually find yourself watching kid shows when there are no kids in the room.
7. Playdoh and barbie shoes make really loud noises as you vacuum them up.
8.Local and world events will happen and you will have absolutely no clue.
9.You will find yourself discussing poop and not be grossed out by it.
10. Don't ever ever ever say, "I would never..." because one day you will.
This is super cute Cat!!
ReplyDeleteSo frickin true!! LOL!!
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